I have an important announcement to make.
Its my birthday in 5 weeks. You might think that that's a lot of time, but you'd be wrong. Allowing four weeks for the package to arrive, that gives you two days to deliberate over what to get me, two days to go and buy it and four days to queue up at the post office.
(Airmail takes 4 weeks because instead of using planes, they strap the packages to malnourished sparrows, who, being exhausted under the weight of your generosity, will need a week long break in Sharm el Sheik at a swanky hotel to rest before dragging their sweaty little bodies the rest of the way to Kigali. Upon arrival, I get my birthday presents and the sparrows get dipped in batter and deep fried. Its the circle of life people).
And I also feel the need to correct some erroneous teaching you had in Jubilee a few weeks ago. A certain Mr Neil Pattison warned you against sending me chocolate for fear it would melt, but I would urge you brothers and sisters, not to be led astray from the truth; the truth that chocolate is the right choice of gift, regardless of climate, or politics or even hair colour.
I know you'll make the right choice.
Thank you.
Well done Nic - reminding people about birthdays is a VERY IMPORTANT thing to do!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell Nic, Its good to see how well you're integrating into the community. You look so well despite the bites. Keep up the good work and keep being a blessing .
ReplyDeleteHey Nic... you sound like you are doing really well! And you are doing a super job... as I have been reading all your stories. And glad to see that there is no lack in your sense of humour... love it! Keep going chick and keep it up with the stories.
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